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Worser, Softer, Slower, Weaker: An Acoustic LP

by Dwarf Cannon

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Noah i love the new sound! The banjo, violin, acoustic, and chorus singing is just so damn awesome. Mixing a folk sound and emo/punk-like vocals sends me to my happy place. Favorite track: Deranged.
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1.
I used to think that I was strong 'Til I found myself crying in the rain out on my lawn I used to think that you were wrong Now I understand the way things work, and I get why you're gone I can't blame you, should have never from the start It's so easy doin' matters of the heart Now I think a lot each night 'cause we're apart And it probably doesn't help Now I can't cry unless it's out of anger I feel like I'm becoming a danger To myself or a passing stranger That just happens to look my way I can't figure out why I'm like this Maybe I should see a psychiatrist I'm afraid that they might just tell me Something I don't already know Deep down, well I don't really know Deep down that I don't wanna know Deep down, well I don't really know I used to think there was a reason I used to think there’d be a rhyme I used to think our love was seasonal But the fact that it's not is just a crime I tend to think that I'm an asshole And oftentimes I know it's true Well the only time I'd ever feel alright Was at night lyin' next to you Now I try to find a way to fall asleep But at this rate my weary eyes won't get a wink Now I stay awake 'til 5 am and drink And it probably doesn’t help
2.
Hokey Pokey 04:10
I became a person, Probably the worst one to be; But it ain't me, 'Cause I've got no sense of self worth While days seem like a dream, And I can't tell what that may mean, With fields of green, And a deep blue sea Cause it’s all where it’s supposed to be But not me I don't know if I'm lost I just know this isn't it, This can't be it-- There's got to be more I don't know if I'm lost I'm just starting to feel unsure So clap along, Another year and you're still going strong, You're not the only one who ever worried that You might never make it this far In all your dreams, The tall palm trees, For now you're where you're supposed to be, Someday you'll see I don't know if I'm lost I just know this isn't it, This can't be it-- There's got to be more I don't know if I'm lost I'm just starting to feel unsure I always thought that when I was older I always thought I'd have more composure, I always thought that you'd lend me a shoulder, I always thought that the world won't get colder-- But I was wrong
3.
#Blessed 02:38
The last time that we spoke You were so drunk it made me sick You thought that being an honest person Meant being a fuckin dick And I never thought I deserved any apologies Even though when life didn't go your way You took it out on me And you said you didn't want to be like him Your father drank until he was hugging porcelain You can blame him for your nightly bedtime spins But it'll never be enough to absolve mortal sin Now I wish that I could look Into your bloodshot eyes But that ship has sailed long ago because they make me wanna die I can't help but feel guilty When I have to justify; “It isn't anybody's fault... It's just a blessing in disguise”
4.
The Flood 02:22
The best part about acting happy all the time Is when no one can see you when you cry But the worst part about acting happy all the time Is when someone can see right through your lie It’s when they see right through They know it gets to you They say that all will heal in time I can’t get out of bed You say it’s in my head You tell me it’s my state of mind But pain is here to stay It’s a numbness in my brain I can blame that on a name That’s when all the flood water came Well the best part about a biblical flood Is a chance at rebuilding from the wreck The things that you built they will be stronger than before If the water stays below your neck But if you build too late Then just commiserate (I think the word I wanted to use here was capitulate instead) And resign that you will die And then you’ve drown at sea You won’t hear woe is me Yeah the world gets on just fine You’re gone, that’s okay Hold your head high on judgment day Say goodbye Auf wiedersehen Say goodbye But I don’t wanna die I’d rather be alright Please help me make it through the night I won’t be cured today I know that that’s okay It’s something that’ll come with time
5.
Deranged 02:36
I've been thinking lately that I've been going crazy I never thought it'd phase me but now it's in my way Trying to overcome this but I know I can’t outrun this It's been a long time comin' and now it's time to pay Nothings making any sense, I can't think in present tense My own thoughts getting too intense and I can’t face them-- Nothing will change, everything stays the same We're all insane, each of us deranged in our own way If you make it that's enough, The days are long these nights are tough, but-- You are stronger than you think (and) You can make life worthwhile again
6.
Don't think of me too greasy I know that this may sound cheesy But you're the one that I adore Whenever you are with me You never will feel lonely But still you deserve so much more So dress me up how you would like With New York flair Or southern spice And I'll come knocking at the door Or you can meet me at the store, 'cause I wanna be your pizza Tell your tummy, "nice to meetcha" A pick-me-up whenever you are feeling sad I wanna be your pizza, oh so bad So serve me up how you would like In a big brown box or slice by slice Wish I could visit every night Not that I care if you get fat But I'll give you a heart attack So it's best we keep this like, six times a week? Smother me my one and only Cover me with pepperoni Spinach feta even better Doesn't matter we're together I wanna be your pizza Just ignore whoever greets ya I'm the real prize so just take me to your bed Or a table if we're not at that point yet [pizza solo, lots of sauce] I wanna be your pizza Tell your tummy, “HEY, NICE TO MEETCHA!” A pick-me-up whenever you are feeling sad And I don't need the approval of your dad
7.
I’ll finish up this final drink, Forget about tomorrow Remembering the good old day where all our time was borrowed You think we’d learn our lesson from your drunken heart-to-hearts We tuned out for the ending ‘cause that’s where the sadness starts He said, “I have been where you are now, You are wrong but you make me proud.”
8.
It gets easier every day, Every day is just the hard part People leave and people pass away, That is one of the most sad parts Some people live out all of their days, Without once showing their true hearts We could all soon see a brighter day If we could stick true to our own hearts There must be a reason to survive, No longer fighting tooth and nail To greet the day with a genuine smile A brand new attitude as well How long can we avoid blaming ourselves, Before we really do believe it How far can someone know somebody else, Before they're quite ready to leave 'em Or is it entirely in yourselves For giving reason to deceiving If love can't find your heart, then just who can? Running in circles just like the seasons There must be a reason to survive, No longer running hoof and tail Before these tar pits swallow me alive Or are those tar pits in myself Every day I grow, stronger in the belief That it gets easier, every day (If you wanted the simple life, then you'd already have it You'd already have it, you'd already have it)

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We recorded this album over the course of 2 years(!), repeatedly until we got it close to where we wanted it. Originally planned to be just a 3-4 song EP, we decided why not go full send and just keep adding tracks—whoops now it’s an album! It was Ken’s terrible idea, but it would never have come to fruition without all the countless hours Pat put into mixing and recording it.

We were very happy to have some friends join us in playing these tunes: Abner II on the viola and Joey Martin on bass! They both did a friggin great job and were INSTRUMENTAL in this thing coming together! We were also graced with mastering from Zac Johnson, on which he did a MASTERFUL job! Made it so much warmer and sweeter.

A big sorry to John for doing a highly string-focused album, but he did play ukulele on Deranged, guitar on Brand New Acoustitude, as well as the Flood (which he also wrote)! Rob was also present.

Included are three songs from our first album reimagined, three songs from our upcoming album, and two acoustic exclusives! I hope y’all like it very, very much.

thanks for listening <3

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released February 11, 2022

Dwarf Cannon is Rob, John, Pat, & Ken.

Viola by Abner II
Bass on tracks #1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8 by Joey Martin

Recorded & Mixed by Pat Markson
Mastered by Zac Johnson

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